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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Survivor Game Changers Power Rankings: Episode 3*

CBS is a shady bitch when it comes to episodes. Technically tonight is episode 3 so let's put a little asterisks on the number. Last episode was about goats. Goats in the form of animals, G.O.A.Ts in the form of the greatest of all time, and goats in the form of players who suck who are doing pretty damn well. Sandra is playing the power card. Brad is too. And Troyzan found an idol. So things are shaking up in Fiji! 


#1) Brad (5)



We all know my disdain for FU Brad Culpepper. But boy is he doing a mighty fine job! Game wise, he is in control. With Monica only in his heart, he's playing a good game. But he won MY heart for his love of interior design and antiquing. So where does Brad g from here? He needs to keep control but let others believe it's their move. #debbiedoesit


#2) Ozzy (1)



Ozzy drops down a spot simply because Brad looks better via airtime. Ozzy is still the leader. Patching things up with Cirie though, that's maybe not the best thing. He can't screw her or it proves how bad his social game is.


#3) Malcolm (2)



Malcolm, oh Malcolm. He is playing his hand well. Playing strong but not as strong as others. Playing in the upper-middle tier is a good move. Where he'll falter? If JT finds an idol and idols him out. 


#4) Sierra (4)



Who is this girl? Caleb got booted because of his ties with, well, Tai. Sierra knows Hali is her tie, or Tai, so she wants to distance herself. And it's a brilliant move. Who is this girl!?

#5) Sandra (3)



The queen is still queen! But she is ready to pull a Marie Antoinette and slaughter anything in her path. Including goats. The trouble is, Sandra is going to be remembered for the goat incident alongside her double win. Thankfully, her tribe is dominated with a 5-1 advantage. The second that  the numbers aren't in her favor, she should be worried. This twist, which CBS has spoiled, could be her downfall. If that's the case, put an asterisks next to her game. 

#6) Troyzan (6)



Troyzan and the Return of the Crotch Idol! We got a great television moment with Troyzan snagging that idol thanks to the best acting he's ever done. The game now is if his tribe should lose, who is he going to idol out? He's got some power! 


#7) Sarah (7)



We saw Sarah smile widely when Tony didn't come to the challenge. Why? Because she knows she is in the clear. Expect Sarah's game to open up wide very soon.

#8) Debbie (12)



Debbie is intense but it's simmered down. She knew the trouble of having Tai and Caleb together but she also knew the benefits of having her original tribe numbers. Debbie has some game in her but no matter what, she's still got a personality that is grating. 


#9) Andrea (8)



We haven't seen much from Andrea. What we did see was through Troyzan. And that's probably not a good sign. Don't be surprised if Andrea gets Monica Padilla treatment and has her biggest moment on her boot episode.


#10) Zeke (11)



Zeke is like a pig in shit. He's playing with his heroes! Will it catch up to him? It's possible. But right now, his placement is fine and has nothing to worry about.


#11) Michaela (13)



We have heard a lot from Michaela. It's a good thing and a bad thing. She's intense. She's competitive. And she's here to win. As the days draw on, one misstep will be her demise. But no matter what, she's still a wildcard.

#12) Jeff (14)



Jeff was a narrarator last episode. His commentary was mostly for entertainment. Competitively, Jeff should be worried. If JT gets an idol, the rest of the tribe, should they not try to force it to be played, could easily use him as an easy vote out. That's scary because I don't want him gone!


#13) Cirie (15)



Cirie has been on edge the second the game started. But lucky for her, Ozzy wants to be her ally. Or is that just a ploy for revenge? Keep an eye open at all times Ms. Fields! 


#14) Aubry (17)



Aubry has a giant target on her back simply because of her previous game play. And yet, she hasn't done anything to prove that she's a dangerous player in this game. Aubry needs to continue playing defensive and hope that someone more dangerous is ahead of her.


#15) Tai (9)



Even though he made the right move, Tai is proving that he is not a good Survivor player. The best thing for his game at this point is to take a long vow of silence.

#16) JT (18)


JT made a big move by stranding his tribe in the water while he looked for the idol. Cuz they knew it. The problem is he didn't find it. He best get back to looking!

#17) Hali (16)


Even though she was able to save herself despite being the weakest member of the tribe, Hali is still on the bottom. Hali needs a miracle. Or a massive twist. Fortunately for her, the latter may be in her future. 

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