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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Survivor Game Changers Power Rankings- Episode 5

WHAT A TRIBAL COUNCIL! I had the great pleasure to be at Survivor Know It Alls at Caroline's on Broadway for this momentous episode. And boy what a reaction! I think we all know that the twist is going to be debated for years to come but it made fabulous television! So how did it alter my power rankings? Shockingly, not much! Since we are getting much on the greenies, they are staying pretty close to their placement. This twist just illuminated some players on why they are where they are. So let's get started!

#1) Brad (1)


Who is this person and what did you do with Brad Culpepper? This man is playing a baller game. In a tribal that should have been all about numbers, he was able to maintain his tribe's numbers while making JT look like a fool. Did this expose him as a massive target? Surely. But he clearly knows how to make moves that are going to work. Now can you blame JT for Brad's success? Yes. But more on that later. 

#2) Ozzy (2)


There is absolutely no reason to move Ozzy. He didn't get much time to show any faults, flaws, or success. He is leading his tribe to victory and that's all that matters right now.

#3) Sierra (4)


Like Brad, who is this person?! We won't know the full truths of this tribal until we get a perspective from each post game but Sierra played it well. And she gained bonus points for playing it cool. Is JT a big reason why she didn't go home? Yes. But more on that later.

#4) Sandra (5)


Listen, Sandra is the biggest target at this tribal. And yet again, not only is she safe, she received zero votes. How? Well, she's good. Is she going to win? Hell no. But she has gotten farther than anyone expected. JT may be another reason why she's safe. By getting in Brad's ear, he caused the vote to move away from her. So she should thank him. And thank him by voting him out. 

#5) Troyzan (6)


Troyzan didn't have the strongest showing. Coffee is for closers. But he has the idol. Let's just remember that! 

#6) Sarah (7)


Again, no need for her to move. But we did see her featured in the next time on preview. We see her get a big moment there. That's either a sign of death or she's about to gain control. I'm going with the latter.

#7) Andrea (9)


Let's all remember that Andrea is pretty damn decent at challenges. She reminded everyone of this. It's a good thing and a bad thing. But it's exposing her as a threat should another swap loom closer.

#8) Zeke (10)


Another one who by episode appearance has nothing to worry about. That is if they lose with a Troyzan idol still in play. An easy target for an idol out.

#9)  Michaela (11)


Michaela didn't get a real chance to play in Millennials vs Gen X simply because she was safe more than she wasn't. Girl is getting to PLAY! She has seen nearly every tribal and she has been active in each. Michaela needs to calm down though. It's not a good look right now.

#10) Jeff (12)


Here's the thing with Jeff. He could easily move down much lower. His tribe is significantly weaker now that Malcolm is gone. But JT is officially enemy number one so he should be safe for at least one more Tribal.

#11) Cirie (13)


The last of the greenies, Cirie is just the biggest target who is in the least control. She needs to hope they keep on winning.

#12) Debbie (8)


Debbie has the biggest shake up because of the preview. What the hell is that outburst for? I fear that Debbie is about to blow up her game big time. And for what?

#13) Aubry (14)


Target! Malcolm going is bad for her. And this apparent feud with Sandra does not bode well for her. She needs to hope a miracle saves the tribe.

#14) Hali (17)


Everyone is playing by Tribal lines and that's not good for Hali moving forward. What is good for her is ability to play hard. She may not be smart but she is a gamer for sure!

#15) Tai (15)


I went back and forth on putting Tai on the bottom. Let's face it, that tribal would not have been what it was had Tai not played the idol. Now here's my stance. He had absolutely no reason to share that he had the idol. He needed that further down the road. It would have been risky to lose a number but he was not the target and now has exposed himself as an idol seeker, again. I fear that Tai's days are numbered. 

#16) JT (16)


JT is only successful when he has a genius on his side. Yes, I'm calling Stephen Fishbach a genius. And I believe that even more after meeting him last week. JT should have kept his butt in his seat, voted with his tribe, and proved his loyalty. All that is gone now. JT is done on Survivor. Don't expect a redemption story for him anytime soon unless he gets Stephen as a partner. 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Survivor Game Changers Power Rankings: Episode 3*

CBS is a shady bitch when it comes to episodes. Technically tonight is episode 3 so let's put a little asterisks on the number. Last episode was about goats. Goats in the form of animals, G.O.A.Ts in the form of the greatest of all time, and goats in the form of players who suck who are doing pretty damn well. Sandra is playing the power card. Brad is too. And Troyzan found an idol. So things are shaking up in Fiji! 


#1) Brad (5)



We all know my disdain for FU Brad Culpepper. But boy is he doing a mighty fine job! Game wise, he is in control. With Monica only in his heart, he's playing a good game. But he won MY heart for his love of interior design and antiquing. So where does Brad g from here? He needs to keep control but let others believe it's their move. #debbiedoesit


#2) Ozzy (1)



Ozzy drops down a spot simply because Brad looks better via airtime. Ozzy is still the leader. Patching things up with Cirie though, that's maybe not the best thing. He can't screw her or it proves how bad his social game is.


#3) Malcolm (2)



Malcolm, oh Malcolm. He is playing his hand well. Playing strong but not as strong as others. Playing in the upper-middle tier is a good move. Where he'll falter? If JT finds an idol and idols him out. 


#4) Sierra (4)



Who is this girl? Caleb got booted because of his ties with, well, Tai. Sierra knows Hali is her tie, or Tai, so she wants to distance herself. And it's a brilliant move. Who is this girl!?

#5) Sandra (3)



The queen is still queen! But she is ready to pull a Marie Antoinette and slaughter anything in her path. Including goats. The trouble is, Sandra is going to be remembered for the goat incident alongside her double win. Thankfully, her tribe is dominated with a 5-1 advantage. The second that  the numbers aren't in her favor, she should be worried. This twist, which CBS has spoiled, could be her downfall. If that's the case, put an asterisks next to her game. 

#6) Troyzan (6)



Troyzan and the Return of the Crotch Idol! We got a great television moment with Troyzan snagging that idol thanks to the best acting he's ever done. The game now is if his tribe should lose, who is he going to idol out? He's got some power! 


#7) Sarah (7)



We saw Sarah smile widely when Tony didn't come to the challenge. Why? Because she knows she is in the clear. Expect Sarah's game to open up wide very soon.

#8) Debbie (12)



Debbie is intense but it's simmered down. She knew the trouble of having Tai and Caleb together but she also knew the benefits of having her original tribe numbers. Debbie has some game in her but no matter what, she's still got a personality that is grating. 


#9) Andrea (8)



We haven't seen much from Andrea. What we did see was through Troyzan. And that's probably not a good sign. Don't be surprised if Andrea gets Monica Padilla treatment and has her biggest moment on her boot episode.


#10) Zeke (11)



Zeke is like a pig in shit. He's playing with his heroes! Will it catch up to him? It's possible. But right now, his placement is fine and has nothing to worry about.


#11) Michaela (13)



We have heard a lot from Michaela. It's a good thing and a bad thing. She's intense. She's competitive. And she's here to win. As the days draw on, one misstep will be her demise. But no matter what, she's still a wildcard.

#12) Jeff (14)



Jeff was a narrarator last episode. His commentary was mostly for entertainment. Competitively, Jeff should be worried. If JT gets an idol, the rest of the tribe, should they not try to force it to be played, could easily use him as an easy vote out. That's scary because I don't want him gone!


#13) Cirie (15)



Cirie has been on edge the second the game started. But lucky for her, Ozzy wants to be her ally. Or is that just a ploy for revenge? Keep an eye open at all times Ms. Fields! 


#14) Aubry (17)



Aubry has a giant target on her back simply because of her previous game play. And yet, she hasn't done anything to prove that she's a dangerous player in this game. Aubry needs to continue playing defensive and hope that someone more dangerous is ahead of her.


#15) Tai (9)



Even though he made the right move, Tai is proving that he is not a good Survivor player. The best thing for his game at this point is to take a long vow of silence.

#16) JT (18)


JT made a big move by stranding his tribe in the water while he looked for the idol. Cuz they knew it. The problem is he didn't find it. He best get back to looking!

#17) Hali (16)


Even though she was able to save herself despite being the weakest member of the tribe, Hali is still on the bottom. Hali needs a miracle. Or a massive twist. Fortunately for her, the latter may be in her future. 

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Survivor Game Changers Power Rankings: Episode 3

What a great two hour opener! But guess what, drop your buffs! So this power ranking is going to be bonkers and likely completely incorrect! So let's play the version based on their first two episodes. 

#1) Ozzy 


He's older and wiser. And still the power player. He holds Cirie's fate in his hands. And it's not looking good for her.

#2) Malcolm 


Malcolm played the swing vote with the greatest of ease. He knows he's a target and played that hand but he ensured that Sandra and Tony were way ahead of him.

#3) Sandra 


The queen stays queen! She defied her philosophy by picking a target. Tony was in her line of fire and he got burned. Sandra needs to go back to laying low because we know how powerful she truly is.

#4) Sierra


Why Sierra is on the show is still up in the air but she was given a gift to prove how well she can play. She found the new ruled legacy advantage. Let's see how she does!

#5) Brad


#WWMD? That is Brad's game plan for Game Changers. Should be fun to watch! He knows how to be a leader but he's not aggressive...yet.

#6) Troyzan 


Like Brad, Troyzan laid low but found himself in the majority alliance. Keep this act up and Troyzan will coast to the end.

#7) Sarah 


Sarah should be thrilled that Tony is gone. Her game just get easier! Watch her rise to the top.

#8) Andrea


Purple Andrea? Perhaps. But that's ok for her. She's middle of the pack and that's great.

#9) Tai


Tai found the chickens. And that's his game. It will get annoying but that's an easy target!

#10) Caleb


Who is this Caleb? He completely defied his preseason interviews by aligning with Tony, then Sandra. So what version of Caleb going to play? Expect him to do something stupid soon.

#11) Zeke


Zeke is so excited to be playing! And we're excited for him! That being said, we know how Michaela was seen. Expect the same for him when he's in danger.

#12) Debbie


New season, same Debbie. Only this time around she has no idea how to pronounce people's names. And that's not cool. Also #cheeks

#13) Michaela 


Michaela is a ball of energy and cannot be contained. She does not like her name being thrown out there. And she reacted. She's playing too hard. Slow down girl!

#14) Jeff 


Why is Jeff this low? Simply because we are swapping and that makes him an immediate target. Use that charm Varner!

#15) Cirie


If you watched the edit, Cirie, you in danger, girl! She should be thrilled that the tribes are swapping but, like Jeff, she will be exposed for her weaknesses.

#16) Hali


Hali, you were saved. Didn't have a strong showing in the challenges. She's a sheeple. The cobra needs to strike soon!

#17) Aubry


The Aubry vs Michele winner debate is clearly on high alert on the island. Her stock is high and that makes her a massive target. This is not looking good.

#18) JT


CBS spoiled us about the swap. We know that JT is the odd man out. All signs point to JT being voted out should the blue tribe lose. But CBS could be pulling a fast one on us.